If Jesus Had a Group Chat: What Would He Say?

👤 Jesus has created a new group: "All My Kids"

Jesus: Hey everyone! Welcome to the group chat. Hope you’re all doing well! 🌞 Just checking in… How’s your heart today? 💖

Peter: Lord, I was just fishing for answers and you show up again. You always know! 🙌

Jesus: I try, Peter. 😉 Also, don’t worry, I saw you catch NOTHING this morning. Maybe try the other side next time? 🎣 #ThrowbackToThatOneMiracle

John: Jesus, you know you’re my favorite, right?

Jesus: sigh John, I love you, but we’ve been over this. No favorites here. EVERYONE is my favorite. 😇

Martha: Lord, I’m kinda busy here cleaning up after this feast. Can we reschedule this chat for later?

Jesus: Martha, Martha... take a deep breath. Remember, it’s okay to slow down. Life isn't all about hustle. Sit down with Mary for a minute, maybe take a nap, okay? 😌

Thomas: Hey, Jesus. Uh… Is this REALLY You? Or is this just a bot? 🤔

Jesus: Thomas, I promise it’s Me. Come on, man. We’ve been through this.

Thomas: Yeah… I just needed to double-check. 😅

Mary Magdalene: Lord, I’m just so overwhelmed. Life is messy right now, and I feel like I’m losing my way.

Jesus: Mary, don’t worry about your mess. I came for that. 🙏 And don’t forget: I’m with you in every high and low. Even on your worst days, you’re still loved more than you can imagine. 🌈 #Grace #YouGotThis

James: Lord, is it time for the revolution yet? ⚔️

Jesus: Not that kind of kingdom, James. Let’s keep spreading the love and kindness. The world changes one heart at a time. ❤️ #PatienceBro

Jesus: Oh, and by the way, everyone, remember: don’t let the world stress you out. I’ve already overcome it. So, don’t worry about tomorrow, we’ll deal with it when it comes. Let’s focus on today. And stay hydrated. 💧

Matthew: Quick question, Lord. Should I delete this tax app? Asking for a friend… 😬

Jesus: 😂 Matthew, I love your humor. But no, you can keep it. Just be fair. And don’t forget to give to Caesar what’s his. But remember, give your heart to God first. 🫶

Judas has left the group.

Jesus: Let’s not worry about him for now. 😅

You: pops in the chat Jesus, I’ve been feeling really down lately, unsure about where I’m going. Everything feels chaotic, and I don’t know what my purpose is anymore.

Jesus: I hear you. It’s tough, isn’t it? But remember, I’ve got a plan for you. It’s okay to not have all the answers right now. Just keep walking in faith, even when you can’t see the whole road. Trust Me. We’ll get there together. You’re never alone. 🌟

Jesus: So, before I go… Love one another. Be kind, be forgiving, and take care of each other. Oh, and keep me in the loop if you need anything. My inbox is always open. 🙏

👤 Jesus has left the group (but He’s still watching over everyone).

In this hypothetical group chat, Jesus is reminding us of one simple truth: He’s not distant or unreachable. He’s with us in our everyday mess, encouraging us with love, grace, and humor. Life may throw all kinds of things our way, but Jesus is the calm in the storm, the hope when we feel lost, and the friend who never leaves the chat—no matter what.

So, take heart. Whatever life brings, you’ve got a direct line to the One who holds it all together.

Growing Daily with Grace,

Irish🤎